Why’s everyone so fat at this party…?– Amanda Tannen (at a baby shower)
listening to "Mass Effect OST 25 - Uncharted... →
listening to "goofyyy - Ke$ha - We R Who We R... →
listening to "DJ San - Dev - Bass Down Low (ft.... →
Starting my day lip-syncing to Jordin Sparks in bed.
I liked a YouTube video — stop doing that thing with your face!! http://youtu.be/o-Mo06wEQY8?a
listening to "Twista - Wetter (Dirty)" →
I’ve changed my mind, I’m going to med school. I’m going for microbiology...– Sam [http://samthereforeiam.tumblr.com/] (via callmekaters)
listening to "Thunderheist - Sueños Dulces" →
Marc St. James: "This is embarrassing! AJ, you were assigned number six on Shakira's rider; read that to me!"
A.J.: "Uh...one box of bendy straws?"
Marc St. James: "UH HUH! BENDY STRAWS! Now, let's take a look at what you brought back. Okay, so I'm Shakira and I would like to take a drink. So I take a straw, and I put it in my cup. And - oh, but what's this? It doesn't bend? I don't understand! How am I suppose to drink? Like this? This isn't comfortable! I can't drink like this! Am I some kind of animal? NO! YO SOY SHAKIRA! And I will not be holding my drink down under my chin, like some SAVAGE, if I'm THIRSTY."
listening to "Britney Spears - Gimme More Shoes" →
Oh. My. God.
listening to "Regina Spektor - Love Affair" →
Mothers prefer doctors and lawyers.
I liked a YouTube video — Dancing Queen http://youtu.be/BjDQP_AKylg?a
Talking shit, sittin in a car, drinkin loko.
fuckmefrancisco: 3llencurlaaym: LOL My sentiments exactly.
RT @theophi1us: Stop trying to make skulls happen, they are not going to happeen #whitegirlproblems #shopping
listening to "Jordin Sparks - One Step At A Time" →
Click, clack bitches.
listening to "jenny owen youngs - here is a heart" →
Happy Valentine’s Day. Bitter or not, we all love someone.
listening to "Crystal Castles - Empathy" →
listening to "n0vaheart - Guns →
Usually I just don't give a shit about Valentine's...
But this year, I was pretty bitter about it. D’awww I’z growin up.
listening to "Robyn - Indestructible" →
I hate gays that bring wine to parties…
Shopping with justin!
listening to “Lady GaGa - Born This Way” ♫ http://blip.fm/~11qmv0
listening to "Lady GaGa - Born This Way" →
Love the look i just got from the cashier at wal-mart when i bought condoms and toothpaste from her.
The birthday boy has a vodka mustache bitches!
Not that anyone would want my liver, but I’m now officially an organ donor!
listening to "Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll" →
listening to "Rihanna - What →
;] Happy B-Day to me!